chuck smith, c.s.s.
i am beginning to suspect that hell smells like potpourri. i am trying to honor God by enduring this immersion into the estrogen-infused environment of the SS, but i fear that i am failing. everyday i endure a fresh slate of cat fights, snippy commentary from our crotchety, overweight office assistant and constant atheistic assaults on my faith.
my prayer is that by persevering through this season of life i will procure another jewel for my crown.
fortunately, this barren season is not without its fruit. i would like to offer you a little taste of that fruit, by providing a few guidelines for other guys that are swimming in a sea of estrogen. my prayer is that my advice will help them persevere!
* when the “empowered women” in your office ask you to change the water bottle, politely refuse. in this manner they will be reminded that the weaknesses which proceed from their sinful nature cannot be resolved by any “equal rights amendment.”
* if you find yourself drowning in the cesspool of gossip that surrounds the secretary’s desk hum your favorite hymn, to guard your own ears from such filth, and seize the opportunity to share with the “girls” a potent proverb about an unrighteous tongue.
* regularly ask God to supernaturally sync the menstrual cycles of the weaker vessels in your office. when God acquiesces to your righteous prayer your work day will be immediately improved.
i hope that my embattled brothers throughout the world find this fruit tasty! expect to see further principles of perseverance in the future.
my prayer is that by persevering through this season of life i will procure another jewel for my crown.
fortunately, this barren season is not without its fruit. i would like to offer you a little taste of that fruit, by providing a few guidelines for other guys that are swimming in a sea of estrogen. my prayer is that my advice will help them persevere!
* when the “empowered women” in your office ask you to change the water bottle, politely refuse. in this manner they will be reminded that the weaknesses which proceed from their sinful nature cannot be resolved by any “equal rights amendment.”
* if you find yourself drowning in the cesspool of gossip that surrounds the secretary’s desk hum your favorite hymn, to guard your own ears from such filth, and seize the opportunity to share with the “girls” a potent proverb about an unrighteous tongue.
* regularly ask God to supernaturally sync the menstrual cycles of the weaker vessels in your office. when God acquiesces to your righteous prayer your work day will be immediately improved.
i hope that my embattled brothers throughout the world find this fruit tasty! expect to see further principles of perseverance in the future.
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