chuck smith, c.s.s.

if i’ve said it once, i’ve said it a thousand times: the southern baptist convention’s boycott against disney is done…over…finis…kaput. the end of the boycott means that individual christians can now attend, in good conscience, christian family night and our company can partner with disney in the promotion of the upcoming chronicles of narnia series. i, for one, am proud to work for a company that is willing to take a stand against “gomorrah day” at walt disney world, yet still realizes that the gross profits of narnia are too good to pass up.

so feel free to go to disney and delight in its attractions this summer. however, stay away from the pirates of the caribbean, lest that pansy-ass captain jack increase your tolerance of gays, abstain from the leaven of epcot center, lest it convince you that the cultures of other countries can either contribute to or compete with the good old U.S.A. and do not listen to the siren song of “it’s a small world,” lest you open your mind to interracial marriage (which none of us have a problem with biblically, but does concern us in regard to the children). so if you steer clear of those traps, and the little whores who run around hurricane harbor covered by nothing but string, you too can enjoy this spectacular attraction.

please note: if over the past three years you were lured by the story of the disobedient nemo to let your guard down or you attended one of the forbidden christian family nights and were encouraged by the penetrating, pulsating rhythms of kirk franklin to get your christian freak on, you can cast off the binds of your sin by working through beth moore’s breaking free. the book and study guide are specially priced at $14.99!